Cancer sucks. Mustaches rule.

So it's Movember again. The magical time of year when the leaves turn to fire and blow in the wind, turkeys start roasting and otherwise normal looking men begin showing up to their respective jobs looking at first a little slovenly and eventually totally ridiculous as they dawn the Magnum PI look in order to raise awareness (and filthy luka) for the fight against prostate cancer. I read an interview with a founder who said the most powerful thing about growing a mustache for cancer awareness is that once you start, people in your life who would normally never even notice you suddenly start staring at your upper lip and going "Dude! Why are you growing a mustache?" and then you get to spread the awkward word on prostate awareness.

With this cause in mind I was planning to write a little post about this most awesome of cancer awareness activities. But as fate would have it, I was mercifully spared the effort of writing the topic. You ever plan on doing something and then someone else does the same thing so much better that you just say screw it? Well, thank you Didactic Pirate and all your howty towty "talent" and swannky writing skills. I mean, not all of us can be English professors. After reading this awesome post I decided that my time would be better spent watching The Food Network and copy/pasting THIS LINK. I demand that you all go read this amusing and informative post about the best thing to happen to the mustache since this guy: