In an effort to procrastinate and distract myself from this stupid post I've been trying to write for days I decided to look at the stats page again to see if my ratings still look like something that sunk the Titanic. In fact it has started to stretch out into a slightly less disconcerting shape.
The thing that concerns me is my post ratings. According to the stats the most popular post in Triton Cove's entire history is a relatively new post that some how jumped past all the others in a matter of weeks. No doubt you're saying "But Pete, what post could possibly hold so much fascination and interest that it could so fully dominate all the other, more seasoned posts?" What post indeed my good people.
The unfortunate thing is that I'm pretty sure the hit rate on this post is not due to some new height of enlightenment I managed to achieve nor to the fact that I wrote something that reached out and touched the hearts and minds of the masses and sent them into a forward-this-to-all-my-friends delirium. No, I believe this to be a tragic mix of internet demographics and search engine key-wording gone wrong.
The most popular post in all Triton Cove history? You guessed it: Exploding Anal Glands!